Aramis refuses to ‘do the hustle’ at friend’s wedding
According to an eyewitness report from the Dominican Republic, Cubs third baseman Aramis Ramirez doesn't hustle on or off the field.
Bears vow to get off the bus false starting
“When we get off the bus, we’re going to do so before the bus driver is even ready to let us off the bus,” said Lovie Smith. “If JaMarcus moves too early and gets jammed in the doorway and cripples our ability to function, so be it."
Martz’s headset radio actually playing nothing but Air Supply
“We’ve tried to get him to only listen to music when we’re on defense,” said diminutive quarterbacks coach Shane Day. “But he doesn’t listen, he just pumps up 'All Out of Love' and won’t give us a play till the song is over.
Thibodeau spending lockout in crawlspace yelling at game film
Chicago Bulls head coach Tom Thibodeau hasn't left the 200-square-foot crawlspace in his Chicago home since the NBA lockout was officially announced.
Entire Blackhawks roster tested for concussions after Winnipeg time-travel confusion
Growing concern over concussions in the NHL has led to a host of rising issues. The re-establishing of old franchises now seems to be one of them.
Cubs to show movies at Wrigley during home games
On the heels of Wrigley Field's overwhelmingly successful October 1 showing of the Chicago classic "Ferris Bueller's Day Off," the Cubs marketing team has announced 13 more movie nights during actual Cubs home games.
Cubs-Red Sox talks not going well after Ricketts tries to pawn off Zambrano, Soriano
While the Cubs chairman has scored low on the baseball IQ chart since taking over the team, Tom Ricketts is starting to show some savvy after scoring Theo Epstein to replace Jim Hendry as GM. Unfortunately, Ricketts attempts to pawn off both Carlos Zambrano and Alfonso Soriano to Boston have not been met with exuberance.
