Ye Olde Bears Bingo: London Edition!
Play along while watching the Bears battle the Bucs in London for some mad reason.
Tired of being bullied, local 10-year-old hires Carcillo as personal enforcer
“Those big sixth-graders kept pushing me, taking my lunch money and saying they’d beat me up,” said Johnny. “But since Daniel’s been here they haven’t eaten lunch for like five days because he checks them out of the line. Now all they do is sleep at their desks.”
Video — Deep Thoughts by Lovie Smith: Opposing Coaches
Bears head coach Lovie Smith ponders his ability to read opposing coaches on the sidelines.
Martz-Cutler animosity MarioKart related
“Listen, Martz always gets to be Yoshi. He’s the fastest character with the best handling. I have to race with the Princess," said Cutler. "Unless you’re Tim Tebow, you really can’t know what it’s like trying to win over an NFL locker room using a character in a tiara and a pink dress.”
Fame-hungry ’85 Bears demand Buckingham Palace visit
Less than a month after visiting the White House, the 1985 Chicago Bears demanded -- and received -- a visit to Buckingham Palace.
Da Coach teams up with Da Savior for tasteless new food venture
In a decision with extreme religious overtones, Mike Ditka has decided to partner up with the Lord Jesus Christ in a joint venture rolling out Iron Mike’s Da Savior steak sauce.
John Scott almost skates from one end of ice to other without falling
“John almost made it to the other end of the ice without falling,” Hawks coach Joel Quenneville said. “If he had picked a fight with [Shawn] Thornton at center ice, he would have regained his balance like he usually does and made it all the way.”
