Cubs fan accidentally catches glimpse of action while shifting gaze from iPhone to nearby...
“I was just updating my Facebook on my iPhone to let everyone know I’m at the game, and this chick with huge boobs sits down to my left, so you know, I gotta look,” said van Holt. “Next thing I know, I’m seeing some dude I’d never heard of hit a bomb into the right-field bleachers. It was awesome!”
Kerry Wood shows up at Field of Dreams, shooed away by corporate owners
“I was walking into the cornfields to play cards with Shoeless Joe Jackson,” Wood said. “And I was tipping my cap in farewell to my wife and son who were sitting in the grandstands when this corporation man with light sandy hair blindsided me from center field.”
Toews practices just eight hours yesterday
“I’m embarrassed you guys caught me slacking,” said Toews from his parents’ house in Winnipeg. “Usually I figure eight hours of sleep, two hours for eating, an hour of watching curling and the rest is full-contact scrimmage.”
The Len & Bob Band breakup causing tension on-air
“I made some joke that the best Bob could ever hope for is to be rhythm guitarist in a Doobie Brothers cover band,” said Kasper. “And now he says we’re on hiatus and is spending entire games in the booth writing his 'The Wall.'”
Heckler Graphic: The Cubs Fan Food Pyramid
What exactly provides Cubs fans the nourishment they need to keep doing whatever it is they do?
Bulls not planning to tell Boozer they’re moving practice center downtown
When the Bulls announced earlier this month they were moving from their suburban headquarters and practice facility to a yet-to-be-identified downtown location in a few years, they made sure everyone associated with the team was informed, except Carlos Boozer.
Rizzo knocks one out of the park with Sluggers waitress
"Oh man, this place is great," said Rizzo after finding himself in the middle of a nonstop Wrigleyville party after the game Tuesday night. "You mean it's like this every night in this neighborhood? I can't wait to party my ass off after every game."
