Patrick Kane to choose international lockout team based on best bar scene
“Yeah, I plan on playing in Europe this year,” the star winger said. “But you know, why make a decision now? Why not just go and live it up like I’m Mr. Smirnoff? That way I can test drive the team and the city. Who has softer bar tops to pass out on, Moscow or Stockholm?"
White Sox successfully dig out of last week’s 3-game Central lead
Barely a week ago the White Sox had a three-game lead over the Tigers in the AL Central, but the South Siders have hit the skids and that somewhat commanding lead has quickly evaporated into a tie atop the standings, much to the surprising glee of several Chicago players.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 3, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
White Sox and Tigers conspire to get Royals into the playoffs
With the Tigers and White Sox both sputtering down the stretch, a noted sports psychologist believes both teams are subconsciously tanking out of sympathy for the third-place and mathematically eliminated Royals, who have not made the postseason since 1985.
Goodell forced to legally change name to ‘Badell’ in wake of replacement ref debacle
In a surprise ruling handed down by a court in New York, America's top football man will no longer be allowed to use any surname that incorporates a positive reference.
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 3 (St. Louis Rams)
Play along as the Bears take on the Rams in what the media will surely dub Jay Cutler's last chance to prove he's an awesome winner guy.
Pierzynski and Cutler seen hanging out to improve images
To start the evening, Cutski, as the media has dubbed them, walked through Grant Park kicking puppies and throwing rocks at the elderly. People were appalled until they realized who they were dealing with.
