Exclusive Video — 2012 Cubs: The Quest for 100 Losses
The 2012 Cubs achieved something uncommon this year -- 100 losses -- and this is your chance to commemorate the season
Greenberg asks if he can get another at bat against someone who’s not a...
Adam Greenberg's second chance came and went in a flash Tuesday night as he went out swinging on three pitches against NL Cy Young favorite and knuckleballer R.A. Dickey. He's now hoping for one last plate appearance, but against a more hittable pitcher.
Ozzie looking forward to giving another chance to the ‘Jewish kid with headaches’
"All I know is they asked me if a Jewish kid with headaches could play Tuesday," said Guillen. "I said yes because what do I care? This [expletive deleted] season ended in July for us anyway."
Media hails Tony Romo for not ignoring offensive coordinator on sideline
"Sure, Tony had one of the worst performances in league history," said a national sports journalist. "But his name isn't Jay Cutler, is it? Did you see the way that jerk avoided his coach on the sideline while en route to a QB rating of 140? That's the real story here: Jay is a jerk."
Not one soul in entire universe able to explain why Cubs-Astros series should be...
"Umm, yeah, I'm not so sure," said Cubs owner Tom Ricketts. "I guess the ivy looks kind of nice this time of year."
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 4 (Dallas Cowboys)
Play along as the Bears take on the Cowboys in a showdown of the two most popular quarterbacks in the country.
Sox not sure where to store all the still-beating hearts they just ripped out...
"Do we get a giant freezer or something?" asked one Sox official. "Maybe we can call the Cubs and see what they typically do with fans' hearts once they've ripped them out."
