Urlacher’s leadership skills lauded at local bingo hall
Ex-Bear Brian Urlacher turned some heads at a Lake Forest bingo hall this week. The NFL free agent was described as “vocal and vivacious” during a three-hour bingo tournament, loudly informing fellow bingo players where to pick up their cards and where to sit.
No more pouts: Cutler gets Botox after being named face of franchise
"With Brian gone, I have to be the new face of the franchise," said Cutler. "And [GM Phil] Emery told me to smile more. So as a true leader, I took it upon myself to get Botox injections. I'm that committed to this team."
Bears continue Chicago tradition of throwing legends on their ass by parting ways with...
The Bears have decided to end talks with Brian Urlacher. Urlacher joins the ranks of Bobby Hull, Chris Chelios, Mark Grace and Mike Ditka as Chicago legends thrown on their asses by their long time team. No word yet on if the Bears will decide to nose dive for years, like the other Chicago franchises.
Season tickets for 2014 Rosemont Cubs already sold out
"Rosemont can be home to more than sprawling office parks, rampant corruption and extremely low-flying 747s," said Stephens. "It can also be home to Major League Baseball."
Bears GM searches couch cushions for way to pay Urlacher
"I mean, I'm really going to dig around in there, in the crevices and everything," said Emery. "I don't think Urlacher will feel slighted at all during this process, especially after he sees what turns up."
Heckler Cartoon: Wrigley Field Seagulls jump on Hawks bandwagon
The Chicago Blackhawks are so dominant this season, fans have been coming out of the woodwork to support the team. Now, even the Wrigley Field Seagulls have jumped on the bandwagon.
Rizzo will use Italian interpreter during 2013 season
“Say what?” asked puzzled Cubs teammate Edwin Jackson. “Both of the dudes are double-talking. I mean, like, Anthony’s speaking English worse than the dude interpreting the English.”
