Thursday, January 1, 2026

Derrick Rose’s new business files for bankruptcy when employees don’t show; get paid anyway

“You gotta practice what you preach, you know?” Rose said. “I can’t fault my employees for not showing up to the office. It’s a policy I actively embrace with the Bulls.”

Cubs Week in Review: Nine games under and no opposable thumbs?

After a series split with the Padres, the North Siders were shown the broom by old friend Dusty Baker and the Large Crimson Contraption.

Cubs and Sox mathematically eliminated from playoffs on same day

"I knew the Cubs were going to suck like usual, but I thought for sure Paulie and the boys would win it all just like in 2005, man!" said Beverly native Alex Markowski. "I already started gathering tires for the fire and everything!"

Chuck Garfien fired by CSN Chicago after bad karaoke performance surfaces

"You can hear Chuck say 'it doesn't make a difference if we're naked or not,' when clearly everyone knows it's 'make it or not.' I mean the lyrics are right there in front of you. That's unacceptable."

Wrigley Field restoration to include toilets that really work

Alderman Tom Tunney revealed that during ballgames the city’s water level drops by nearly 50 million gallons, costing an average of $1.19 per flush during peak hours.

Top 10 Things That Have Happened Since Derrick Rose Last Suited Up

April 26 marked one year since Derrick Rose last played a game for the Chicago Bulls. Here's a list of things that have happened since then.

Brandon Saad hits puberty just in time to grow playoff beard

"We are happy for him," teammate Marian Hossa said after Tuesday's thrilling OT victory. "We just had that 'little talk' with him and we think he is ready to sport some serious facial hair."