Shocking drop in television ratings for Hawks fourth playoff game against Kings
With more than 300,000 viewers watching game three, ratings plummeted more than 33 percent to fewer than 200,000 during the Hawks dramatic 3-2 win in the fourth game.
Horrified CSN viewers beg ESPN Radio to hire back Harry Teinowitz
Comcast Sports Nets phone lines were flooded Thursday evening after former ESPN Chicago radio personality Harry Teinowitz appeared on SportsTalk Live. Viewers reported instances of fainting, shock and general feelings of horror upon seeing Teinowitz for the first time.
ESPN blames Jay Cutler for death of Pro Football Weekly
After somehow blaming Cutler for RG3's knee injury during the playoffs the channel now has pinned the death of Pro Football Weekly on the shoulders of the Bears quarterback and Cutler don't know why.
Roberto Luongo apprehended outside United Center while wearing Jonathan Quick mask
As everyone would come to find out, it actually was not Quick manning the net for the Kings in Game 2. A lowly-paid janitor discovered Quick tied up and gagged in the bowels of the United Center shortly after the final horn sounded.
Cubs Week in Review: First BP Cup since 1908!
The Cubs, the mighty, mighty Cubs DESTROYED the White Sox in three games by a combined score of 24-6 to earn their first BP Cup since the 1908 championship season (at least it felt that long).
Sabermetrics leads Cubs to skip 2013 draft
“We looked at the numbers six-ways to Sunday and can’t find a single player at the high school or college levels that fits our metrics,” GM Jed Hoyer told the MLB Network. “In fact, less than half of our current roster fits our metrics. Have you looked at Edwin Jackson’s stats lately?”
Ricketts admits buying Cubs just to get publicity in Vineline
Cubs owner Tom Ricketts this weekend admitted that he only purchased the Cubs so he could get on the cover of Vineline, the official Cubs magazine and his favorite reading material.







