Saturday, December 27, 2025

NFL Report: Proceeds from player fines account for 100% of Goodell’s salary

According to the bombshell report, Goodell personally strong-armed league officials to "double and sometimes triple" fines handed out to players, even when the reasoning was vague.

Putin rescinds controversial gay propaganda laws after meeting Patrick Sharp

“We may have made a mistake,” said Putin. “What person would not want to grab this man by his face and kiss both cheeks more times than normal social etiquette would call for?”

Crane Kenney sends himself annual Valentine’s Day card

"This year's card is particularly gushy," said Kenney, brushing back a tear as he read the romantic words he'd written to himself. "It's always great to remember someone loves you more than anything in the world, even if that someone is yourself."

Optimistic Cubs fan eagerly awaiting pitchers and catchers reporting in 2016

"Oh, you thought I meant it's going to be awesome when pitchers and catchers report this year?" he asked back. "No, I mean in 2016 when we might actually have a chance to sniff .500."

Cubs sign reliever fans are going to boo the shit out of in a...

The Cubs signed reliever James McDonald to a minor league deal Friday, with an invite to spring training where he could make the big league club's opening day roster.

Hawk Harrelson sees shadow, another year of ignoring Sabermetrics

Many Sox fans made the pilgrimage this year to the Orlando home of local coot Hawk Harrelson home for the traditional Head in the Ground Day.

Toews gathers young forwards to explain what second place is

“I saw some team above us in the standings and thought I was holding my phone upside down,” said forward Brandon Saad. “So I turned it around, but the picture flipped with it! This went on for like 45 minutes.”