Anti-Semite who collects urine for a living offended at being called a Cubs fan
"I might be a lot of things," said Laurenzi in a recent interview. "I collect urine samples for a living. I hate Jewish people. But under no circumstances can anyone get away with calling me a Cubs fan."
Cubs trade average player with super-hot wife to the Nationals
The Kim DeJesus era has come to an untimely end as her marginally talented husband David was dealt to the Nationals Monday afternoon.
Cubs starting to think this might not be ‘The Year’ after all
"I really thought we had a chance to go the distance this season," said manager Dale Sveum, whose 52-68 Cubs are currently tied for last in the NL Central. "Turns out you can't win a World Series with a handful of overpaid, burned-out veterans and no-name rookies with no chance of long-term success at the big league level."
Tunney admits he has nothing to do since Wrigley renovation was approved
“Since the renovation was passed, all I’ve been doing is trying to figure out ways to stick my nose in places where it’s not wanted, which is, of course, my specialty,” Tunney told a community newspaper.
‘Vacationing’ Pat Hughes spotted boarding plane to Paris in top hat and fake mustache
“The guy is hilariously recognizable, even with the mustache, top hat, cigar and cane,” said Callie Samuels, the fan who spotted the Cubs radio announcer headed towards an Air France plane.
Cubs celebrate 25 years of night baseball by finally paying electric bill
While the ball club did nothing special to celebrate the silver anniversary team Chairman Tom Ricketts told Cubs.com the club finally paid the electric bill, 25 years overdue because of a mix-up with previous owner Tribune Company.
Samardzija upset to learn Shark Week is not about him
"When people came up to me and asked if I was excited for Shark Week I thought they were going to show my best starts, then when I turned it on it's nothing but sharks eating stuff," Samardzija said.
