Discovery Channel’s Shark Week is upon us and one person probably not going to watch any episodes is Cubs pitcher Jeff “Shark” Samardzija.

“When people came up to me and asked if I was excited for Shark Week I thought they were going to show my best starts, then when I turned it on it’s nothing but sharks eating stuff,” Samardzija said. “I didn’t even know Discovery Channel existed. Guess I’ll just watch tape of us getting shut out again.”

His teammates haven’t helped matters get better. As a prank, someone put the first Jaws movie on the locker room TV. Somehow right after Samardzija noticed what was on the TV, the DVD player and TV were both shattered to pieces.

Mariotti Jr.