Cubs add extra security to protect new radio man Ron Coomer from throng of...
"You don't get much bigger than Ron Coomer," said Crane Kenney, the Cubs president of business operations. "The guy's a rock star so we're going to have to make some adjustments."
Top 11 complaints about new Cubs Spring Training park
After spending approximately eight hours at the Cubs' new spring training facility Friday, the editors of The Heckler have logged a long list of complaints and necessary improvements at the stadium. Here are the top 11.
Epstein wins Oscar for his performance in ‘Wrigleyville Hustle’
In his acceptance speech, Epstein said, “I want to thank the Academy for this award and thanks to the millions of Cub fans around the world who actually think we might win something in the next 10 years.”
New Cubs spring training park to be demolished after minor design flaw discovered
The Cubs reluctantly admitted Wednesday that a minor design flaw will force them to demolish their new $84 million Spring Training facility before even one game was played there.
"Due to the position of home...
Cubs to take up hockey in 2018 Olympics
“I see where the Cubs are going with this,” International Olympics Committee Chairman Marcus Lantham said upon reviewing the Cubs application. “No one can lose in ways so devastating to their fans and at exactly the worst of moments as the Cubs can.”
Crane Kenney sends himself annual Valentine’s Day card
"This year's card is particularly gushy," said Kenney, brushing back a tear as he read the romantic words he'd written to himself. "It's always great to remember someone loves you more than anything in the world, even if that someone is yourself."
Optimistic Cubs fan eagerly awaiting pitchers and catchers reporting in 2016
"Oh, you thought I meant it's going to be awesome when pitchers and catchers report this year?" he asked back. "No, I mean in 2016 when we might actually have a chance to sniff .500."
