Heckler Comic: A goat’s ticket at Wrigley?
No matter who you are, it's always smart to read the fine print before making your Cubs ticket purchase.
Heckler Image: How much extra testosterone does Ryan Braun have in his body?
How much extra testosterone does Ryan Braun have in his body?
Winner of Cubs’ bunting contest to be hung behind home plate on Opening Day
When the Cubs the winner of their popular bunting contest would be given a prime role on Opening Day, everyone assumed the team was talking about the act of bunting, but team president Theo Epstein today clarified the topic.
Corporate stiffs, obnoxious drunks excited about Wrigley’s new right field patio area
“I feel like it’s going to be a tremendous asset,” said complete zero Kirk Thomas, who works as a bond trader or something. “I’m planning to leverage the right field patio to network with clients. It’s really going to add value to the Wrigley experience.”
Cubs replace numbers on backs of all veterans’ jerseys with bullseyes
When Carlos Marmol, Alfonso Soriano and a few other Cubs regulars got to camp in Arizona last week, there was a unique surprise waiting for them – bullseyes on the backs of their jerseys.
Gallagher, Dane Cook invited to Cubs camp as potential comic backups to Dempster
Aging prop comic Gallagher and once-funny Dane Cook have both been invited to Cubs camp in Mesa, Ariz., to vie for the role of backup comedic relief to pitcher Ryan Dempster. Staying true to the team’s new philosophy of being deep in each position, team president Theo Epstein issued personal invitations to both comics.
Despite Paul Sullivan’s best efforts, his new term ‘Starlinsanity’ fails to catch on
The Tribune's Cubs beat writer Paul Sullivan has coined the term "Starlinstanity" and begun sprinkling it into his spring training reports, but has been disappointed that it has yet to catch on.
