Conor McGregor believes he can end pandemic by fighting COVID-19 in the octagon
“Give me one round with that dirty motherfucker,” McGregor said referring to the virus. “One round, that’s all I need.”
Called-up NHL player turned away at Customs due to missing note from parents
It was one of the most important calls of his career, until it wasn’t.
The Heckler Recalls: Andres Nocioni
Began professional career in the Argentine basketball league in 1995 at the age of 16. Voted the league’s Best Sixth Man in 1998-99. Voted Spanish league MVP in 2004. Won Olympic gold and bronze medals with Argentina in 2004 and 2008, respectively.
Sochi 2014: What did we learn?
Believe it or not, a Winter Olympics just happened in Sochi, Russia. The valiant souls who attempted to live there for a couple weeks were treated to ideal (spring) weather, living conditions that could...
Putin rescinds controversial gay propaganda laws after meeting Patrick Sharp
“We may have made a mistake,” said Putin. “What person would not want to grab this man by his face and kiss both cheeks more times than normal social etiquette would call for?”
Comatose Bettman mistaken for zombie, stabbed in head
The injury, oddly, had almost no effect on Bettman, who is expected to recover fully. After the pencil was removed, much of the shrapnel remained in the victim’s head, but, according to doctors, this hasn’t yet affected his normal state.
Blackhawks’ summer celebration rudely interrupted by prompt start of NHL season
“I was over at Wrigley enjoying my usual on-the-house Stanley Cup full of Old Style when I was told there was a practice or something?” said Sharp. “So I ran right over. Well … finished what was left. Then took a cab.”
