Friday, January 21, 2022

Despite blizzard, Chicago-based Packers fans already lining up at Will’s for Super Bowl tables

Most of Chicago is disgusted by Green Bay's Super Bowl run, but the owners of Will's Northwoods Inn in Lakeview are reaping vast rewards as a small group of die-hard fans are already lining up to get their choice of highly contested tables at the infamous Packers' bar for the Super Bowl even though it doesn't happen for more than four days.

Polamalu suspended for using HGH-laced hair conditioner

Less than 24 hours after being named Defensive Player of the Year, Troy Polamalu tested positive for Human Growth Hormone (HGH). As a result, the Pittsburgh star will be held out of this Sunday’s Super Bowl.

Big Ben’s arrival causes spike in Dallas area mace sales and self-defense class enrollments

Upon the arrival of Steelers quarterback Ben Roethlisberger for the Super Bowl, Dallas area women have been arming to the teeth to defend themselves against the two-time accused sexual assaulter. Local bartender Susie ‘Bulldog’...

Roethlisberger has seen better, but still hoping to score at Texas Land & Cattle...

Under strict orders to avoid the Dallas nightclub scene, Pittsburgh quarterback Ben Roethlisberger has been forced to scope the ladies at less-than-ideal venues, such as local steak house chain Texas Land & Cattle.

Jerry Jones refuses to go without cheerleaders at Super Bowl, hires every stripper in...

As soon as the cheerleader-less Packers and Steelers advanced to Super Bowl XLV, Cowboys owner Jerry Jones immediately went about the task of putting together the largest cheerleader team in history by hiring every stripper in the state of Texas.

Heckler Comic: Cowboys fans, guess who’s coming to Super Bowl XVL

A few familiar folks are heading to Dallas for Super Bowl XVL and Cowboys fans might not like it. Cartoon by Rick Atkinson