Monday, April 29, 2024

Top 10 new features of Madden ’12 other than concussions

EA Sports announced Madden ’12 will include concussions. Here are the top 10 other new features.

Mets can’t figure out why investors are reluctant to invest

Although the Mets lost $10 million in 2009, $50 million in 2010, and will lose at least $50 million this year, their principal owner Fred Wilpon can’t figure out why his cold calls to people whose names appear on Mets fan Bernie Madoff’s list of investors aren’t yielding positive results.

Mets’ Wilpon escalates to ‘yo mama’ put-downs

Embattled New York Mets owner Fred Wilpon today escalated his war of words with his team by resorting to a brutal string of "yo mama" jokes.

Sports sites develop ‘Fantasy Football: Lockout Edition’ based on off-field exploits

“With Lockout Edition, you generate points on what a player does off the field, instead of on it,” said an ESPN.com representative. “Points will be awarded based on players who get charged with a DUI, murder, rape, possession of a firearm, possession of a controlled substance, animal cruelty, and so on.”

NFL owners and players don’t let lockout affect their annual Springtime Yacht Gala

“I was worried some of the players weren’t going to show up this year because of all the talk about them being cash-strapped,” said Wilf. “But it turns out their giant signing bonuses and outrageous salaries were enough to keep them owning yachts despite this short work stoppage.”

Jeter on pace for 3,000 hits sometime in June 2014

The Yankees shortstop has been progressing extremely slowly toward the milestone, averaging just 1.2 hits per month this season.