The much-anticipated matchup between the Phillies and Cubs will be delayed until 8 tonight to allow Kris Bryant and Bryce Harper to properly reconnect with a one-hour bro hug.            

The two Las Vegas natives, who were once thought as a lock to be playing together on the North side (did you know Bryce Harper’s dog is named Wrigley?!) will be given the time to talk about how much money they have, and to trade hair styling tips.

First pitch between the bearded-god himself, Jake Arrieta, and the $126 million 5-inning man, Yu Darvish, will begin around 8 PM, after the home plate umpire breaks up the bro hug.

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