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Heading into the 2019 NHL All-Star break the Chicago Blackhawks post a dispirited 18-24-9 record. The team’s 45 points through 51 games is a franchise low since the 2006-2007 season (19-25-7) when Denis Savard took over for Trent Yawney. They currently sit seven points behind the second wild card spot and only two ahead from […]
Not known for his hastiness when it comes to making decisions, superstar and future White Sox (or Yankee, or Phillie, or who the hell knows at this point) Manny Machado has left his waiter working overtime for hours, after still not deciding what he wants to eat for dinner.
"In the interest of being as inconsistent as possible on everything we do, we informed the officials prior to today's game to not call the most blatant pass interference penalties," said NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell. "That's just the way we do things around here."
"They had Cody Parkey on to tell him how honorable he was after he missed that kick," said Jeffery. "I dropped a routine pass into the hands of a defender that sealed a playoff loss for us. Can't I be honorable too?"
Space is running out for The Heckler's 14th Annual Spring Training trip to Mesa Feb. 28 to March 3. This trip has everything: Beer, food trucks, a DJ, beer, sunshine, beer, ThunderDrunk and ... Cubs baseball! And beer.
"I've found my true calling," said Parkey just minutes after wrapping his appearance on the TODAY show Friday. "This is where I'm meant to be."