Interim Bears starting quarterback, Mike Glennon got in a heated argument this week with the owner of Chen’s Chinese Restaurant in downtown Chicago. It had nothing to do with the Kung Pow Chicken or quality of service, but rather the zodiac paper place mats on the dining room tables.

“This thing says it’s the Year of the Rooster, but that couldn’t be more wrong,” Glennon contended. “They [the Bears organization] made it crystal clear that this is MY year — the Year of the Glennon!”

A testy Glennon then ripped the placement into shreds and stormed out of the restaurant. The restaurant owner and patrons stared at each other in disbelief.

“I don’t know what he has against roosters,” commented Mrs. Chen. “He just kept saying that it was his year. I said there was no Year of the Giraffe, but he would not accept it.”


Heckler Brian