November 2016 27
Great Gift Idea! Join The Heckler Dec. 27 for Blackhawks-Jets at the United Center
The Blackhawks’ game between Christmas and New Year’s is always one of the biggest of the year. This season, The Heckler has you covered. For less than comparable tickets are selling on StubHub, you get not only a low-row upper-level game ticket but a kick-ass pre-party at the Park Tavern, which is a short walk […]
John Fox addressed by ‘Hamilton’ cast at recent show attendance
A convincing Aaron Burr nearly challenged Fox to a duel after directing harsh words to the coach about the Bears' losing season. He said he spoke for all fans by saying he felt "anxious that [Fox] will not uphold the city's rights to a valued team."
Tebow won’t stop calling Bears front office saying he’s game-ready
Multiple reports say Tebow has made over 50 phone calls, during which he asks how the Bears are doing before saying, "Oh that's cool, I'm good too. You know, I was just doing some push-ups to keep my arms nice and strong. I can throw a football real far still. You know, if that's something you might be interested in."
Trump bars Raiders and Texans from returning to U.S. from Mexico
President-elect Donald Trump followed through with his campaign promise of deportation on Monday night by barring the Oakland Raiders and Houston Texans from returning to the U.S. following their game in Mexico City.
Bulls’ Big 3 engaged in power struggle over Thanksgiving turkey carving
“This is my team,” screamed Butler according to sources. “I’m carving the damn turkey! I was here when it was just me, Tony Snell and Cam Bairstow eating sad green bean casserole and the weird Spanish ham that Pau brought. I’ve earned my place.”
Cutler seen smashing shoulder into brick wall to avoid playing rest of season
Shortly after throwing an interception in the waning minutes of Sunday's 22-16 loss to the New York Giants, Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was seen just outside the locker room, smashing the shoulder he injured in that final play in the hopes of being forced out of the lineup with a season-ending injury.
Your FB friend makes joke about Bears “not taking enough” PED’s
Fans have also been floating around one-liners about Freeman just taking the drugs to get out of playing for this awful team a few weeks. Some have even suggested coach John Fox should take some PED’s as well, either to improve his coaching or so he too can enjoy a break from the team.
