After making the fourth Super Bowl of his storied career, 39-year-old Denver Broncos quarterback Peyton Manning has told reporters that he is excited for an opportunity to take home a second title, promising that, if he were to win, he would be going to Disney World, where he would promptly “take a nice, long nap.”
Manning has been seen going to NFL beat reporters offering hard candies from a glass bowl while promising that he is focusing on “taking everything in” with his potentially final playoffs run.
“I’m not gonna take things for granted,” Manning said while wearing oversized sunglasses and carrying a spare seat cushion for his car. “Making the Super Bowl is really special, and if I win I’m gonna look right into the camera and shout ‘I’m going to Disney World, just not on any of the rides because lines make me cranky!'”
Manning was unable to take any additional questions, as it was 4:30 in the afternoon and he was almost late for the Denny’s early bird special.