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Cubs plan to keep Bryant in minors until he hits a HR in every at bat
"We appreciate what Kris has done this spring, but he had 40 at bats and only hit nine home runs," said team President Theo Epstein. "That's just not acceptable if he wants to play in the big leagues."
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NBA rules free agents will not be allowed to sign with University of Kentucky
“While we appreciate everything that Kentucky’s coach John Calipari has done to contribute by sending players to the NBA, we cannot condone the pay cuts that our free agents will take to sign with UK," Roberts stated in a press release.
Michael Jordan loses his $200 from Dean Smith at blackjack table
"It was great of Coach Smith to send us all that money, but I was at a $10,000 minimum table and only had $9,800 on me," said Jordan. "Luckily the pit boss let me sign the check over to them."
BREAKING NEWS: Men get distracted by ‘Giant Boobs’
WSCR-AM afternoon host Dan Bernstein Wednesday night confirmed what many women have believed, but no man would ever confirm: Men get distracted by “giant boobs”. In a reply to a tweet by co-worker Matt Spiegel regarding CSN Chicago’s Aiyana Cristal awkwardness on camera, Bernstein revealed this well kept secret among men. There were no lack […]
Hawks to wear GoPro cameras while picking up groupies as part of EPIX’s Road to the Bootycall Classic
In a new partnership that will give hockey fans an unprecedented look into the lives of their favorite players, EPIX and the NHL have teamed up with the Chicago Blackhawks as part of this year’s "Road to the Bootycall Classic."
Contrary to sports blog headlines, crossovers have not broken 8,752 ankles this year
"SB Nation, Bleacher Report and Deadspin all need to check their facts," said a spokesman for the Associated Press. "Either that, or maybe come up with a new way to say that a defender was fooled by a basketball move."
