New Chicago Bears coach John Fox is mentally confused and exhausted after reviewing game film from last year.
“I didn’t know it was that bad here,” he said, shaking his head and trying to take deep, relaxing breaths. “I mean, I saw some highlights during the season on SportsCenter, but I figured, hey, these guys were 5-11. It’s not like they were a huge mess or something. But, man was I wrong.”
Added Fox: “That secondary is pure evil.”
Following the film review session, Fox was spotted wandering around Halas Hall, mumbling phrases like “Why Cutler? Why?” and “No, not that coverage!”