In an attempt to bolster attendance and provide fans a more enjoyable game-day experience, the Mets’ front office has announced that all 81 home games for the 2013 season and beyond will simply be replaced by Shake Shack eating contests between the Mets and their scheduled opponent.

“Since Shake Shack is the main reason most fans show up to Mets games in the first place, we figured we might as well embrace it,” said Jeff Wilpon, COO of the franchise.