With employers asking for Facebook login passwords these days, it’s becoming increasingly difficult to pull one over on them. That’s why this totally-passable doctor’s note is here just in time for Cubs Opening Day. As you’ll see above, once it’s filled out, the note can fool even the most discerning middle manager. Neck spasms. Spleen pain. It’s your call.

Just click on the blank note below, print it, scribble in the details and you’re all set! You won’t miss a second of Cubs baseball this summer!

If you prefer your doctor notes in orange, Friend of The Heckler Tim Souers created a version back in the Lou Piniella days over on his blog Cubby Blue. Check it out!

Heckler George