Center fielder and Lakeview High School junior Tony Campana got news over the weekend that he was sent to the Iowa Cubs to start the season. The dejected Campana then attended his prom, where he was named king, completing a very eventful day for a 17-year-old.

The newly named King of Lakeview High School then attended a party at Jimmy O’Bryant’s house before the cops arrived and broke up the function. Campana ran to a buddy’s house to avoid an underaged drinking ticket.

“It is so cool to be prom king and making the Cubs would have been cool,” said Campana. “But the worst thing was when the stupid pigs ruined my chances of mackin’ on my girl, but I got to play MW3 all night so it’s okay.”

Brew Dreesus