6. Because no one has ever had a bad time at any of the dozens of previous Heckler trips and events.
5. You get a 200-level ticket and pre-party at The Stretch with $2 Old Styles and a free buffet.
4. We only have a handful of spots left, and some are just $35.
3. Now’s your chance to tell Ryan Theriot in person how much you strongly dislike him.
2. Wednesday’s forecast calls for a high of 81. Seriously!
1. Because it’s Cubs-Cards at Wrigley. Did you really need the other five reasons?
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