‘Next time the girls will be way hotter’ says young star

Photos of Blackhawks forwards Patrick Kane, John Madden and Kris Versteeg in various states of undress with three young women in the back of a limo were posted Tuesday by a Canadian blog. They have spread rapidly on the Internet, and Wednesday Kane issued a heartfelt apology.

“While blowing off some steam in Vancouver last weekend, some teammates and I went out for a night on the town with a few local women,” Kane read in a prepared statement. “Regretably, embarrassing photos from that night have surfaced on the Internet. I just want my fans to know that this is not typical behavior for me. Normally the girls I party with are way hotter. Like supermodel hot.”

Kane also said that when it comes to Canada, Vancouver normally has the best-looking girls, but for whatever reason he, Madden and Versteeg had to settle for “B-level talent at best.”

“The only cute girl seemed attracted to Steeger for some reason,” said Kane. “Must have been because he borrowed her sunglasses and refused to give them back. I’ll need to try that next time.”

By Brad Zibung, founder and editor in chief