Even when dressed up for Halloween, Ronnie Woo-Woo Wickers can’t shake his Cubs’ superfan persona. Here he is as Count Woo-Woo at Harry Caray’s Halloween bash last year. Not only did Wickers leave his ever-present Cubs jersey on, but while dancing with drunk young ladies he allegedly used this catch phrase: “I WOO! want WOO! to WOO! suck WOO! your WOO! blood!”

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From the October 2009 issue. You should subscribe today.