Injured Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford was spotted golfing at Donald Trump’s famed Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida this past weekend. This comes as confusing news to fans who have been in the dark about the Crawford’s mysterious “upper-body injury” for several weeks.
"I've ruminated on this the past 24 hours and I'm at a complete loss," stated Quenneville. "One minute I'm thinking Craw, the next Scotty. These guys are both even and if we're gonna win the Cup I have to put emotions aside. The only logical thing is rock-paper-scissors. My verdict is final."
"We're talking about people who were on blogs and Facebook pages after every single game, complaining about [Blackhawks goalie] Corey Crawford," said Jerry O'Brennan, a CPD spokesman. "But then, suddenly, they all up and vanished a couple weeks ago. Whether it coincides with Crawford's stellar play is not the issue. The concern is that we've lost up to 1,000 citizens, no matter how annoying or wrong-headed they are."
Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford received a game misconduct for placing two lawn chairs and a garbage can in front of the net during Saturday night's NHL Stadium Series game at Soldier Field.
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