The Iowa Cubs have announced their first Manny Ramirez promotion, hiring the Cubs have decided to give all players on their Triple-A farm team a bobblehead PED dispenser with Manny’s likeness
"I like the new Bobblehead," said starting pitcher Jeff Samardzija, the first Cub player to be represented by the new design. "It really captures my likeness and conveys how I feel when I give up one run over seven innings only to get a no-decision when the bullpen gives up three runs in the eighth inning."
“I know he’s just trying to be intense and everything, but tearing the heads off dolls? That’s just sick, man,” said fellow defensive lineman Cliff Avril. “And dunking the heads in ketchup and eating them like chicken nuggets? Gross.”