With Brenly gone, Cubs to phase out bunting, fundamentals
“We tried doing things the ‘right way’ for a while when Bob was here,” said Cubs owner Tom Ricketts. “But that era is over, and it didn’t win us much. So we’re going back to the old school: booze, pills and spitballs.”
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 16, 2012 (Cardinals)
Play along as the Bears take on the Cards in what is sure to be called a "must-win game" a dozen times before the half.
Marian Hossa changes name to John Wayne
Taking a page from movie legend John Wayne -- who was born Marion Morrison -- Hawks winger Marian Hossa recently announced he is also changing his name to the more "badass" John Wayne.
Mark Grace asks new cellmate where all the chicks are at
"Man, this place is kind of a sausage fest," said Grace, ever the ladies man. "Where are all the chicks at? Is there like a sports bar in here or something?"
Campana Convention 2014 organized by disillusioned fans of former Cubs speedster
“Tony is the future of baseball,” said convention organizer Evan Berman. “Running, sprinting, sliding -- all the tools are there. Our convention will celebrate his ability to be super-focused at the expense of literally everything else.”
Suns activate Cliff Paul
Reeling from the possible loss of PG Chris Paul to COVID-19 health and safety measures, the Phoenix Suns today activated Cliff Paul to take his place on the roster indefinitely.
