Thursday, December 8, 2022

Jordan assures Bobcats fans: ‘We have plans to sign several Monstars in offseason’

Following a season that produced just seven wins, the Bobcats are focusing on acquiring talent this off-season. However, being completely devoid of the ability to assess actual NBA talent, owner and "Space Jam" star Michael Jordan has decided to call on some of his old friends to revamp the franchise Monstars, which were featured in the film.

Inspired by ‘The Last Dance,’ Jordan wants to buy an NBA franchise

“Man, I’m ecstatic,” Michael Jordan told ESPN’s Scott Van Pelt after viewing the first two episodes of “The Last Dance,” destined to become a sports documentary classic.