Boorish Score broadcaster Dan Bernstein bolts to start SmartySports.com
“Let’s face it,” said Bernstein. “I am so much smarter than everyone that calls in and is employed by the station. I went to Duke for God's sake. How many times can you listen to knuckle scraping fans cry about Greg Walker or chortle 'Da Bears' before your brain shrinks to the size of a fig?”
Benny the Bull forced to work at McDonalds during NBA lockout
The lockout has hit the big red guy pretty hard in the wallet, and he was forced to gain employment elsewhere for its duration, finding a job at a McDonald's near the United Center.
Celebrate the start of football season at the Fifty/50 Thursday night
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Highlights of the wild and the wacky NCAA football week 1
College football is back baby! With approximately 250 games played between Thursday and Monday evening, we're here to boil it all down for you in just 215 words.
Notre Dame mascot logo will now be drunk and surly to better connect with...
The Fighting Irish just got a lot more angry. And drunk.
Eli refuses to wear helmet, wants to be injured just like his big brother
“It’s so annoying,” said Eli during a press conference Thursday. “Peyton gets all of this attention because of his stupid neck. I have a neck too! I can get hurt too! You watch. I know I can get hurt."
Fantasy Report: How does Peyton Manning’s potentially crippling neck injury impact your league?
"While we all wish Manning a speedy recovery from what must be a very painful neck injury, fantasy owners who have Manning on their team need to know how to deal with their own pain in the neck," said Yahoo! Sports Fantasy Football Reporter Cody Findlay.
