Wednesday, May 8, 2024

Fielder chooses to emulate Detroit by taking their money as his body falls into...

Newly signed Tiger Prince Fielder has promised the city of Detroit that he will do them proud by taking their money and rapidly decaying into an obese, ineffective eyesore before their very eyes over the nine years of his $214 million contract.

Members of the 2008 Detroit Lions celebrate Indianapolis victory on Sunday by uncorking 40...

Among those celebrating were wide receiver Brandon Middleton, quarterback John Kitna, and running back Rudi Johnson, all of whom claimed to look forward to the Colt 45 uncorking every year.

Cutler gets game ball for managing to leave Detroit without the aid of a...

Bears QB Jay Cutler was bruised and battered following Chicago's 24-13 loss at Detroit Monday night, but was given the game ball by coach Lovie Smith for not requiring a wheelchair to get back home.