Least Likely Fathead of the Month: Toothless Duncan Keith’s postgame interview
Fathead -- the manufacturer of life-size wall art specializing in sports and entertainment -- offers many new products daily. As a regular feature, The Heckler will highlight moments in sports that aren't likely to be immortalized by Fathead anytime soon.
Sox wore new Sunday Zubaz uniforms yesterday
The White Sox jazzed up their Sunday home uniforms yesterday. Instead of alternate colors or throwback jerseys, players wore full Zubaz gear in their 13-0 loss to Florida. The new uniforms feature elastic bands, unsupportive crotches and outrageous stripes no woman has ever found attractive.
Zambrano kicked out of simulated game for arguing balls and strikes with pitching coach
Cubs pitcher Carlos Zambrano threw a simulated game today to prepare for a possible return to the starting rotation following a short and ill-fated stint in the bullpen.
Hawk Harrelson finally runs out of excuses for awful Sox
Longtime White Sox play-by-play man Ken "Hawk" Harrelson, known as one of the biggest homers in all of sports, finally ran out of excuses for the terrible play of his team.
Paxson to Stern: Can we get that No. 1 pick again?
In a shocking development leading up to yesterday's NBA lottery, Bulls VP of Basketball Operations John Paxson apparently tried to tamper with the draft order to get the top pick.
Heckler Flashback, June 2008: Kane successfully buys Cuervo with fake ID
Underaged Blackhawks hotshots Patrick Kane and Jonathan Toews each found success on the ice last season, but only Kane found success during a recent trip to 7-Eleven, when he was able to use a fake ID to buy a bottle of Jose Cuervo.
Quenneville’s mustache grows playoff beard
While Jonathan Toews' Wolverine-style sideburns grabbed the attention last season and Patrick Kane's mullet has turned plenty of heads this year, there is a new development in the playoff hair arena as coach Joel Quenneville's usually meticulously trimmed mustache is sporting some new tresses.
