Friday, January 2, 2026

Milton Bradley traded to California Penal League

Milton Bradley, recently arrested for domestic abuse after making specific threats of violence against his wife, has since been moved down to the lowly and terrifying California Penal League.

Kane tweaks ‘lower body’ after night on the town in Edmonton

Details are still sketchy, but Hawks star Patrick Kane's latest injury does not seem to be a result of hockey-related activities.

Cubs to replace troughs with bushes in men’s bathrooms throughout Wrigley

As part of the Cubs' constant effort to improve the fan experience, the team announced today it's replacing the legendary troughs in Wrigley Field's men’s rooms with shrubs.

Ozzie Guillen suspected in illegible pro-Sox graffiti left on Harry Caray statue

The Harry Caray statue was vandalized Sunday, splattered with white spray paint that said "Sox" and a second, illegible word. "Right now our main suspect is Ozzie Guillen," said Chicago Police spokesperson Brian Connors. "After reading his Twitter page, we realize "Sox" is the only word Mr. Guillen spells correctly on a regular basis."

FOX adds Family Guy to Super Bowl XLV broadcast booth

In an effort to take some comedy pressure off play-by-play man Joe Buck, FOX has decided to digitally insert Peter Griffin into the broadcast booth for tonight’s game.

Bears selling commemorative pieces of Soldier Field sod for $1,500

The 2010-2011 Bears season may be over, but the memories can live on forever with commemorative pieces of hallowed Soldier Field sod, available to the public for just $1,500 each.

The Heckler Stat Pack

This week's stats include All-Time Hairstyle Ratings, Toughness Index, Mascot RPI and the Miami Heat Scoring Leaders.