The man who writes ‘Ozzie Speaks’ for mlb.com has never met the Sox manager
Ozzie Guillen, the name of the man who writes the blog "Ozzie Speaks" for mlb.com has never met the White Sox manager by the same name, prompting some confusion.
Sedin twins spotted at mall wearing matching sweaters their grammy knitted for them
Vancouver's high-scoring twins Henrik and Daniel Sedin powered the Canucks to the league's best record this season, but underneath it all, they're a pair of softies as evidenced by their recent appearance at a mall wearing matching sweaters their grandmother knitted them.
MLB owners vote Selig out of office, replace him with Vince McMahon
Citing his unwillingness to adapt the league to keep up with professional football and basketball — as well as an unbearable “old man smell” — baseball owners voted Bud Selig out as MLB Commissioner. The lone dissenting vote came from Sox owner Jerry Reinsdorf, also a crotchety old man.
Visiting Hawks fan ‘totally sure’ pot is legal in Vancouver
"I'm going to be puffin' on Hindu Kush, Maui Wowee, Panama Red and of course all the BC varieties, and it'll all be totally legal," said Hawks fan Don Jeffreys.
Every single thing the Bulls do to be compared to Jordan era
“We would like to think that this team right now could have its own identity,” said Paxson, “But fans and writers just won’t let that happen. No matter how successful this team is for years to come, it’ll never get out of Michael’s shadow, so why fight it?”
Hawks fan reconsiders playoff beard after season turns hair white
“My head was what you might call ‘salt and pepper’ back in October. But first there was that Colorado game, then all the injuries and those refs in Montreal! Ugh!” declared Hawks fan Donald Schwartz. “The last few strands went white during the Minnesota game. I don’t wanna look like Santa come June.”
Marmol has no idea where next pitch will wind up
"Carlos Marmol's lack of any preconceived notion whatsoever of where his next pitch will wind up is definitely keeping him up here since no one can read him in advance," said Cubs batting instructor Rudy Jaramillo.
