Monday, January 12, 2026

NHL decides to start lockout in February, once people care again

The NHL labor contract expired Sunday, in the midst of players and owners scrambling to get a deal done. This all happened while Americans couldn't care less, as there is nine hours of football to watch today.

Media blasts Aaron Rodgers for yelling at teammate, but lets Cutler slide yet again

"Obviously [James] Jones could have run a better route," said former Pittsburgh Steelers great Terry Bradshaw. "But that's no reason to yell at him. It's just unacceptable and I'd level the same criticism at any player in the league."

JWebb named NFL’s Defensive Player of the Week

"Well I guess it's nice to win an award for J-Webb nation," said Webb, referring to his fan base of roughly 15 people. "Maybe next week I won't get repeatedly abused by anyone on the Rams like I was by the Packers and my own quarterback on Thursday."

Bears fan decides to avoid TV, radio, Facebook and other humans for the next...

Bears fan Bob Benson doesn't think his team's stunning loss to the Packers will be too hard on him, assuming he can avoid all media as well as contact with other human beings until the Bears play the St. Louis Rams next Sunday.

Trent Dilfer can’t wait to go to work in the morning

"I really don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight," he said, still giddy after watching Bears QB Jay Cutler drop an egg in front of a national audience. "All my years of criticism have finally paid off. I know one quarterback who is going to be turning in an elite performance this week!"

Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 2 (Green Bay Packers)

Play along as the Bears travel north to battle Aaron "The Welch" Rodgers and the hated Packers on semi-national television.

Aaron Rodgers loses bet to Kris Kross, has to wear uniform backwards against Bears

A day after Aaron Rodgers renege on his bet with Boyz II Men to wear a 49ers jersey all week after losing to San Francisco Sunday, he's now found himself on the losing end of a bet with another '90s hip-hop sensation.