In wake of Barney’s Gold Glove, Castro receives Platinum Blindfold
"I really thought [Alfonso] Soriano was going to get the award this year," said panelist and Old Style consumer, Barry Schmicklen. "But he sure caught us off guard. When Sori started giving a crap, we had to look to a younger generation to continue the tradition."
Instead of giving out candy, Lovie lectures trick-or-treaters on value of hard work, preparation
"I just feel like candy is a bit flashy. Kids today get enough of that," said Smith. "I'd rather give them something they can really appreciate: a three-to-five minute lecture on how hard work and preparation can help them succeed."
‘Ghost of Grossman Past’ possesses Jay Cutler
“The timing of this possession was not a coincidence. The vengeful spirit of Rex Grossman is strongest near All Hallows Eve," said Father O’Malley.
Bulls, Kings to wear NHL costumes, play hockey game tonight
The Bulls will dress up as the Blackhawks and the Kings will dress up as the Los Angeles Kings, winners of the Stanley Cup. The two basketball teams will then go about and play a hockey game.
After some doubt, Carimi proves he can be as useless as past offensive tackles
Just seven games into the season, Bears right tackle Gabe Carimi has cemented his place among other disappointing Bears tackles of the past few years.
Cubs move Starlin Castro to TV booth in hopes he’ll pay more attention as...
"For one thing, he'll be able to see more of the field, assuming he doesn't spend the entire broadcast napping or sucking down Old Styles," said Cubs president Theo Epstein. "The franchise already had one Joe Carter."
Chicago Bears Bingo — Week 8, 2012 (Carolina Panthers)
Play along as the Bears host a QB who pretends to be Superman even though the team he "leads" is 1-5.
