Upon legalization of pot in Washington, half of NBA players and former Cub Geovany...
“Seattle is a beautiful city, don’t get me wrong,” said NBA Commissioner David Stern. “But we haven’t had a team there since 2008.”
Cubs resort to asking Santa for third baseman
"Yeah ... I just asked Santa for a third baseman," an elated Hoyer told reporters. "He was visiting the hotel, so I shoved a bunch of kids out of my way and sat right down on his lap, began to sob, and asked him for someone to man the hot corner."
Hoyer trades Garza’s heart, Marmol’s legs, Soriano’s torso to Phillies, pending physical
As part of the contract, the Cubs are responsible for all shipping costs, whereas the Phillies will have the task of putting the pieces back together in their preferred manner.
Carl Weathers NFL Power Rankings — Week 13, 2012
Carl Weathers, master thespian and former Oakland Raider, watches every NFL game from his man cave to compile his weekly Power Rankings exclusively for Heckler readers. Despite playing in only 8 NFL games, he was elected to the Pro Football Hall of Fame in 1980.
Xfinity adds subtitles to Urlacher commercials for those who speak English
It was long thought that Urlacher was speaking some sort of lost Sumerian language, much like the dialect Shannon Sharpe speaks on Sunday.
Sammy Sosa had acceptance speech ready and translated, just in case
Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens do not have the votes necessary to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame. This comes as no surprise to most people, but Sosa is shocked.
Kellen Davis lobbies NFL for new ‘Fall Downs’ statistic
According to Davis, this new statistic would look at players and their ability to fall down on breaks, trip over air, get pancaked on blocking plays and make nothing happen after a catch.
