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While he hasn’t pitched in the major leagues since 2006, Prior thought it worthy of holding a retirement event because of his role as the pitcher who blew Game 6 of the 2003 NLCS playoff against the Marlins.

When Bostic and Greene finally found their way to Roosevelt Elementary’s cafeteria for fifth period lunch, Bostic was reportedly nudged from the salad bar by an unidentified 2nd grader who disappeared into the crowd. According to witnesses, Greene pursued the youngster but was unable to get a good angle on her.

From waking up excited to watching the actual game, the path from Monday morning to Monday night is a roller coaster of emotions.

Play along as the Bears host the Cowboys and Jon Gruden is "so impressed" by all the "great football plays" that happen in a game with "major playoff implications."

The fight escalated after the family’s 85-year-old grandfather coldcocked his 28-year-old grandson, who argued that Gordon Beckham was a much better second baseman than Syd O’Brien, a utility infielder who played in 121 games batting .247 during the 1970 season.

As we honor Monday's national "Ditka Day" holiday, it seems only fitting to take a look at a list of careers Iron Mike also would have been awesome at had he not chosen to reward the mere mortals of Earth with his performance as one of the greatest tight ends, head coaches and celebrity pitchmen of all time.

“I’m looking for something that’s going to give me some benefits, like a 401K, health insurance and at least two weeks paid vacation.”