Cutler refuses to have children vaccinated for Interceptionitis
Medical experts were disappointed Friday to learn that Jay Cutler and Kristin Cavallari are refusing to have their children immunized for a variety of ailments, including Interceptionitis, which tends to run in the Cutler family.
People love trolling the Cubs on Facebook
The Cubs have a sponsored post on Facebook promoting the recent single-game on-sale (Remember when fans would line up around the block and most games would sell out in just a few days? It...
Cubs add extra security to protect new radio man Ron Coomer from throng of...
"You don't get much bigger than Ron Coomer," said Crane Kenney, the Cubs president of business operations. "The guy's a rock star so we're going to have to make some adjustments."
Bears successfully sign ‘any safety but Conte’
The Bears signed their second free agent safety in as many days Wednesday, adding M.D. Jennings, better known as "anybody but Chris Conte," to the roster.
"We have a long list of priorities this off-season...
Bears cut ghost of Julius Peppers
The Bears made headlines yesterday by waiving the ghost of Julius Peppers, a one-time Pro Bowl DE who was nowhere to be found last season.
Bears GM anxiously awaits Internet troll’s reaction to his offseason moves
"In my heart, I believe I did the right thing, but I won't really know for sure until DaBearsssFan85 weighs in," said Emery, referring to the vitriolic ChicagoSports.com commenter.
Top 11 complaints about new Cubs Spring Training park
After spending approximately eight hours at the Cubs' new spring training facility Friday, the editors of The Heckler have logged a long list of complaints and necessary improvements at the stadium. Here are the top 11.
