Ronnie Woo-Woo runs over Bernie Brewer to retaliate for Sveum shooting
As he drove away from the scene, Woo-Woo leaned out the window shouting, "REVENGE, WOO! SUCK IT, WOO! CUBS, WOO!"
Upon legalization of pot in Washington, half of NBA players and former Cub Geovany...
“Seattle is a beautiful city, don’t get me wrong,” said NBA Commissioner David Stern. “But we haven’t had a team there since 2008.”
Cubs resort to asking Santa for third baseman
"Yeah ... I just asked Santa for a third baseman," an elated Hoyer told reporters. "He was visiting the hotel, so I shoved a bunch of kids out of my way and sat right down on his lap, began to sob, and asked him for someone to man the hot corner."
Hoyer trades Garza’s heart, Marmol’s legs, Soriano’s torso to Phillies, pending physical
As part of the contract, the Cubs are responsible for all shipping costs, whereas the Phillies will have the task of putting the pieces back together in their preferred manner.
Sammy Sosa had acceptance speech ready and translated, just in case
Sammy Sosa, Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens do not have the votes necessary to get into the Baseball Hall of Fame. This comes as no surprise to most people, but Sosa is shocked.
Cubs now hiring executives directly out of junior high
A day after naming 25-year-old Scott Harris their director of baseball operations, the Cubs have unveiled a plan to get even younger in the front office, enlisting the services of graduates from the nation's top junior high schools.
Cubs sign Lake Michigan boat to anchor third base until possible summer 2013 trade
General Manager Jed Hoyer announced on Tuesday that the Cubs plan to sign a 42-foot luxury Lake Michigan boat to play third base at least until mid-summer -- when the boat will reach its peak value.
