Cubs issue commemorative ‘Year in Review’ empty box filled with great moments from 2012
"We wanted to catch all the special moments of this season, and put them in one commemorative gift," said Cubs executive Crane Kenney. "So, we're giving our season ticket holders this empty box."
It turns out Mayans only predicted end of Chicago sports in 2012
Most people disagree on the cause of this change to mediocrity in Chicago sports. Some are blaming the Mayan calendar, while many cite Lovie Smith for the lack of success around Chicago.
Cubs to stuff everybody’s stocking with a Major League pitcher this Christmas
“These gifts have value that will ideally grow over time,” said Hoyer. “Think of them as a savings bond that you can flip later for the next iPad.”
All Cubs fan wants for Christmas is for the Cubs.com merchandise emails to stop...
"I get it -- jackets and hats are 25% off!" he said, exasperated. "Do I really need five emails a day reminding me that I can get all my holiday shopping done at once right there at Cubs.com?"
Cubs to honor woeful 2012 performance with commemorative pins next season
The Cubs announced today that the 2012 team would be honored with a commemorative pin next season. The club, which finished the season with 61 wins, will be honored for surpassing the obligatory 50 wins by some 11 games.
Marriage rates plummet as Cubs fans utilize ‘Epstein Theory’ to obtain younger talent
"You know, I really appreciate what Brit has done for us. But this oranization is trying to get younger," said one fan. "I see a lot of talent out there that will cost me a lot less and offer more years of control."
New Cubs Schierholtz, Fujikawa promptly put Chicago homes up for sale
“I figure I haven’t hung anything up yet, so there are no holes in the walls,” said Schierholtz. “My dog hasn’t peed anywhere. Why risk it?”
