Friday, May 17, 2024

Corey Crawford spotted golfing at Mar-a-Lago

Injured Blackhawks goalie Corey Crawford was spotted golfing at Donald Trump’s famed Mar-a-Lago resort in Florida this past weekend. This comes as confusing news to fans who have been in the dark about the Crawford’s mysterious “upper-body injury” for several weeks.

Blackhawks can’t believe they have to remind fans not to be racist assholes

The calendar might read 2018, but apparently some Blackhawks fans think it's still an era long ago when it was socially acceptable to openly ridicule a stranger because of the color of their skin.

Blackhawks to start local plumber in goal Friday night

After Scott Foster, the 36-year-old Oak Park accountant who had never played in the NHL, came into last Thursday's game as an emergency goalie for a rare Blackhawks win, Joel Quenneville has announced the team's decision to make some drastic changes at goal.

Blackhawks rookies unaware all NHL games don’t have to go to OT

"It's so crazy that American hockey makes you play games broken up into four quarters," said 19-year-old Jokiharju, who is originally from Finland. "And why is the fourth quarter always sudden death? I just don't get it."

Join The Heckler for Hawks-Kings Friday, Nov. 16th at the United Center

Join a fun group of crazy Hawks fans as we head to United Center on Friday, Nov. 16 for a sold-out game against the LA. Kings. Co-hosted with our friends at Joel Quenneville's Mustache. Quantities are extremely limited. Click here to sign up today!

New Hawks coach required to grow thick gray mustache

"They told me I've got to grow a gray mustache for as long as I want to coach this team," said Colliton. "Apparently Hawks fans are so in love with Joel Quenneville's facial hair that every coach they have in the future has to grow a mustache just like his."