Thursday, October 10, 2024

Nationals

Hot Stove Shocker: Harper, Bryant quit baseball to become next Siegfried & Roy

Nationals HECKLERSUSAN - January 5, 2019

At a Mirage Hotel press conference, home town heroes Harper and Bryant explained why they will now continue the legacy of iconic Las Vegas illusionists Siegfried & Roy rather than play baseball.

Trump says there were no boos, only boobs at World Series

Nationals Shingo TaCatsu - October 28, 2019

“No boos, only boobs,” said Trump, as the White House furiously worked to put his newly coined phrase onto 25-cent trucker hats, to sell at $40 a pop to fight the war on socialism

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