Sunday, May 19, 2024

Monday Night Football cancelled after Vikings-Giants game

"Popularity in the program has been declining for years, but not being able to flex out of an abysmal matchup of the two worst football teams outside Florida is a franchise-killer," said TV industry analyst Bob Holloway.

0-6 Giants rewarded with Chuck E Cheese party for trying really hard against Bears

For their efforts against the Bears, each Giants player was rewarded with four slices of pizza, two sodas and unlimited tokens.

Jets’ dream of undefeated season ends a week later than everyone thought it would

"It's hard for me to fathom that the lowly Jets won any games this season, let alone their first one against a slightly better than average Tampa Bay team," said ESPN football analyst John Clayton. "We all thought they'd go 0-16 this year."

Winner of fantasy football league to run the Jets next season

"This will give the league a ton of exposure," said Vinnie Andruzzi, commissioner of the Rex Ryan Puts The "Foot" In Football League. "Maybe we can have our draft televised on Fox Sports 1 to help it get better ratings."

Yankee savior Alfonso Soriano tests positive for being an Ex-Cub

The sample was compared to a blood test conducted during his time with the Cubs and they realized that leaving the Cubs actually improved Soriano's DNA to the point that he became an effective baseball player again.

MLB suspends Dempster five games for hitting A-Rod just once

Highly criticized by fans and local media, at least one teammate said Dempster “didn’t have the guts to plunk the S.O.B. the second time he came to the plate. “

Manning Brothers to team up with 1985 Chicago Bears for their next musical number

Fresh-off the success of their No. 1 Chart Topper “Football on Your Phone,” Peyton and Eli Manning have decided to work with one of the greatest influences known throughout the Hip Hop Community, the 1985 Chicago Bears.