Hours after dealing Jared Allen to Carolina and Jon Bostic to New England, the Bears are reportedly aiming to trade every other player to any other team.

“It’s a free-for-all up in here,” said GM Ryan Pace. “Is there a team out there that wants an extremely mediocre backup QB? He’s yours for a seventh-round pick in 2018.”

Pace said all deals were being entertained.

“Hey NFC West GM looking to bolster your special teams with a journeyman cornerback who’s been on three teams in five years,” said Pace. “Today’s your lucky day. Call me!”