Former Cub turned White Sox, Geovany Soto, shocked the MLB world today after he passed a surprise 4/20 drug test.
Soto, who has had legal troubles off the field with marijuana, was seen walking into the White Sox clubhouse wearing dark tinted sunglasses and carrying two extra large pizzas and a Pink Floyd album.
“I was just about ready to tell Tyler Flowers that he was going to have to catch today,” said White Sox manager, Robin Ventura. “I don’t know whose piss he used, but it came up clean, so I’ll allow it.”
When asked about the drug test, Soto stared off in the distance, giggled uncontrollably for five seconds, and then replied, “Huh?”